The play is set in present time in a room at a private clinic. The play begins with the psychiatrist Dr. Prentice played by Todd Ritter interviewing a prospective new secretary Geraldine Barclay played by Darlene Sweet. The true intentions of the good doctor are soon revealed when he attempts to seduce the naive amanuesis under the rouse of a medical examination. This "Most ill-timed attempt at seduction ever" was frustratingly spoiled by his voluptuous wife played by Stacey Love who struts in after spending the night at the Station Hotel. She is closely followed by Michael Brewster who plays Nicholas Beckett a hotel bellhop who is trying to blackmail Mrs. Prentice with illicit photos of the two of them copulating. While sarcastically biting dialogue, such as, "You were born with your legs apart,-they'll send you to the grave in a y-shaped coffin" was tossed about the stage, a plot twist is introduced when government officials show up at the clinic. Dr. Rance an investigating government official played by Jason Vichinsky stirs up mayhem and makes preposterous accusations of Dr. Prentice and his unconventional practices. Meanwhile, an officer of the law Sergeant Match played by Keith Fernsler enters on the scene to inquire about more illicit acts performed by Nicholas Beckett and to interrogate Geraldine Barclay about the missing parts of a statute of Sir Winston Churchill. The ensemble turns this comical spoof into a sexy burlesque folly.
Needless to say, all of the actors performed stupendously, but some credit needs to be given to the people behind the scenes. The production staff is stage manager Heather Dickinson, technical director Christopher Knapp, assistant director Susanne Munford, musical director Dave Avillion, assistant seamstresses Michele L. Fulton and Gina Hammond, set construction crew-Joey Sue Bronson, Dipen Kamdar, Jason Levin, Colleen Leyden, Jason Long, Mark Manno, Joanne Micko, and Eric Picard, lighting crew Angi Price, set running crew Eric Picard and Dipen Kamdar, props running crew Jason Levin and Mark Manno, costume running crew Michele L. Fulton and Colleen Leyden, make-up crew Gina Hammond, box office Joanne Micko and special appearances from the band "The Outpatients" guitar and keyboard: Dave "Winky" Ranzan, bass: Jeremy dePrisco, and drums: Dave Avillion. The production was remarkable and the attention to detail was saucy and sly right down to the backwards clock on the wall, the office design designed by a lunatic who stays at the clinic from time to time (direction and set design by Steve Schrum) and Dr. Bourke's strategically placed elephant on Sgt. Match's boxer shorts.